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| Collars and cuffs
made of the curd of goats milk, dried and compressed, are said to wear
as long as celluloid. |
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A wagon load of grain
can be unloaded in ten minutes by the use of the electric portable
elevators. |
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| Mail to line a man's
coat to protect him against bullets or knives, has been patented by a
California woman. |
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Although the
automobile searchlight outfit used by the U. S. Army weighs 10,500
pounds and can make 16 miles an hour. |
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| A man who
successfully courts a widow finds that he is being tried for his life. |
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Modern people may
worship the golden calf, but it generally looks pretty much like a
pedigreed Chow pup. |
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| Patchwork pays best
where the melons grow. |
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An effeminate man is
one who buys an airgrette for his hat and says it's English. |
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| Grandma never owned a
girl who cared more for the color of her stockings than about the holes
in the heels. |
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It takes a humbug to
set people dreaming with is music. |
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| It is all right to
encourage boys and girls to play; but parents can hardly begin too early
to teach their children that after all is said about it there is no kind
of entertainment that hold its substance like some sort of useful
employment. |
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Misc. Notes |
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| They are telling of a
Kansas farmer who dresses his horses in pants the year round because in
winter the garments keep the animal warm, and in the summer protect him
against the mess. This is precisely what pants does for the men, besides
keeping some of them out of jail. |
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If you want to sell
your land, list it with us. |
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| A Missouri woman is
suing an editor for saying her deceased husband had gone to a happier
home. Saying what he honestly thought, had got many a good editor in
trouble. |
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$1 cash, gets The Beckville Times 1 year and
100 Votes in Crawford's big Piano Contest. Do it to-day.
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| A Georgia lady called a man a grrndest liar on
earth, and true southern gentleman that he was, he contemplated the
noble adjectives she used and bowed gratefully for the compliment
____(?) ____(?) unquestionably sought ___________(?). |
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Take the Times now,
you can pay the dollar this fall. |
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| We have listed for
sale, one of the best farms in the county, situated half way between
Beckville and Tatum. See or write the The Times for terms. |
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We are hoping to see
the day in Texas when democrat can meet democrat and shake hands without
regarding the other as a liar and a scoundrel. |
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| Quit talking so much
about politics and pay more attention to the murder habit. |
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Jim Goode is now
working for the Waxahatchie Medicine Co. and will call on you in a few
days with a full line of Medicine and all kinds of stock food, etc., if
you need any thing in this line Jim can supply your wants. |
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